Unsportsmanlike Conduct (0)
2/24/10 •
In early 2009, the Steelers were making their second Super Bowl run in four years. Bur first they had to make it through the AFC Championship game against the hated Ravens. Obviously it was time to get shitface drunk. Sergio, The Hoss, myself, and some others headed out a little while before the game. It’s the usual [...]
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Campfire Stories (2)
2/23/10 •
In the fall of my freshman year of college, I was dating a girl. She was nothing to write home about, but this was before I found my swagger. She lived in a rural area outside of Pittsburgh. One sunny weekend, she invited me and a couple of my boys to come up to her “neck [...]
Cock Hungry Closet Slut (3)
2/08/10 •
All men like blow jobs. Of course there are the ones that lie about how much they love blow jobs because they’d love to let people around them think that they have:
A) some sense of false morals regarding women
B) luv 4 Jesus *STAY PURE*
C) I really can’t think of any other reason a guy would lie [...]
The Top 5 Reasons to Leave the Bar (1)
2/03/10 •
We’ve all been at a point in the night where things start to become less fun as you continue to drink. The slope of the drinking-to-fun graph would look something like a hill, with a steady uphill climb and then a quicker falloff on the back-end.
It’s important to drink just enough to hit that ‘peak’ [...]
Baltimore Wedding: Part Two (The Blackout) (1)
1/22/10 •
Let me start off by saying, marriage is not necessarily a bad thing. Really, it isn’t. But if you are some kind of deviant, marriage won’t help that.Tate decided he is old enough now that his next move should be marriage. He found a nice Jewish girl (he’s catholic) who could possibly stand him the rest of his life. I mean they took care of a dog together and he lived in her house… Wedding bells were about to be rung.
Baltimore Wedding: Part 1 (Blonde Hookup) (5)
1/19/10 •
Month: October Venue: Baltimore, Outdoor Wedding Main Draw: Open Bar
Some of my closest college friends and I head to Baltimore to watch one of our boys take the plunge. It’s a Sunday wedding, so the open bar kicks off at a crisp 1:00pm start time. We start slow, but begin slamming drinks later as the bartenders are hooking [...]
Life’s a Beach (1)
1/11/10 •
Years ago some friends from my hometown and I went to the beach. This was actually the same time, but a different night, that We Need Some Hoes occured. We started nice and early with some pregaming of course. Within hours we were blasted. Playing random drinking games with mixed drinks instead of beers will do [...]
Ultimate Collection of Drunk Girls Jello Wrestling (1)
12/31/09 •
Hot drunk girls are great, but hot drunk girls in messy jello are better. Hopefully everyone has experienced at least one Jell-O wrestling party, but if not we’ve compiled these 100 photos for your enjoyment. God bless Google Image search and Jell-O!
How To: Stock Your Bar on a Ramen Noodle Budget (1)
12/30/09 •
If you are in college or the recession has you down like Jay Sean, there is no reason you can’t still party. I’m sure many readers have scrounged together $12 bucks for a handle and a blackout, but that $50 Christmas check your Grandma Ruth penned you can provide a full liquor bar for your apartment or dorm. At the very least, you’ll be able to pull the the line “Hey I have a bar in my room, do you go do some shots?”
Sex in a Jeep, Down By the River (2)
12/28/09 •
Shortly after my college days, I was out on Valentine’s Day. The girl I was seeing at the time and I were on a break. We had gone out to dinner as part of the whole, “It’s V-Day and even though we aren’t together right now, we should still go out to dinner instead of being alone” [...]
Christmas Cocktails (2)
12/24/09 •
Everyone has their own Christmas plans. Some people head home to catch up with family. Others take a romantic vacation with loved ones. And some don’t celebrate the holiday, as it may not be a part of their culture. But most people have at least one thing in common on December 25th: They’re going to [...]
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