Christmas Punch (0)
2/23/11 •
I’m not going to lie, but this wasn’t one of my better moments. Considering the fact that I’m a dick to just about everyone, I figured something like this would eventually happen. But not at a time when I wasn’t being an asshole. So after my family dinner and necessary libations, I head out with the crew. [...]
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The Top 5 Drinking Quotes (0)
2/20/11 •
Throughout history, alcohol has been an intergral part of society. It has forged relationships and ruined lives. But no matter what the outcome, there is always a lesson to be learned from drinking. Sometimes it’s that your body can’t handle that much poison and you end up vomiting and swearing off drinking forever (and by [...]
She Made Us Drinks, To Drink (0)
2/17/11 •
Last summer, a group of our friends were having a going away party for Hoss at the bar at my place. Obviously it was the usual shitshow as we pounded beers and cigarettes for hours. I knew the owner and employees of the bar, considering the fact that I live above it. The owner’s sister happened [...]
There’s Nothing You Can’t Do, in New York (0)
11/08/10 •
This summer, I had the privilege of taking a trip to NYC on my workplace’s dime. On my last night in town, a coworker and I head out right after work to hit up happy hour with a few people that he knows at Ulysses Folk House. We begin drinking and bullshitting. The place is packed. The [...]
Top 4 Bonehead Moves Favre Made Trying to Bone Jenn Sterger (0)
11/03/10 •
Brett Favre’s recent allegations, over the semi-cyber-bullying that is sending a girl pictures of your penis, got me thinking about how guys nowadays are way too agressive. Did he think that this ploy would actually work? Has any girl ever thought to herself, “You know, I really wish some guy would send me pictures of his dick [...]
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