July 4th: IndePenny’s Day (1)
6/30/10 •
Almost exactly one year ago (on the 4th of July), my friend and I decided to have a party at his place. It was put together ridiculously late and with hardly any planning. Needless to say, there were only a few of us in attendance. A few girlfriends of mine came in from out of [...]
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Debate: Title Dilemma (1)
6/04/10 •
I am proud to say that I am a late-twenties, single male with no intentions of marriage (maybe ever). I wear that badge confidently wherever I go and will tell it to anyone who cares. I love to hang out with friends and drink my face off at every opportunity. And I’m not saying that I [...]
Smoked Up, Poked Up (0)
5/18/10 •
There was a weekend where, almost literally, all of our friends were out of town. Only my roommate at the time and I were around. Obviously this wasn’t going to keep us from tearing up the town on a Friday night. I’m not even sure of the exact reason, but the bars ended up being [...]
Running Diary: Pens Lose Game 6 (0)
5/11/10 •
Last night, a buddy from work and I decided to go out for the Pens/Habs game. Honestly, I don’t know how I made it in today. I tried to keep the Twitter feed updated, but that turned into more of an update on what I was drinking and not what happened. Apologies. Here is what transpired [...]
The Facebook Flirt (2)
5/10/10 •
Like every other weekend, a few of us were sold to the fact that we should get lit up. The Hoss, myself, and some friends headed to one of our many usual drinking spots to get the night started, with intentions on meeting The Hoss’s girlfriend of the time and some of her friends. We [...]
Mrs. Officer (1)
3/26/10 •
A few months back, the usual cast decided to go out for a night of drinking in a different part of town. We decided to head this route because there was a little more of a sophistacated crowd there instead of our usual college crowd hangouts. The Hoss, myself, and another friend pregame and then [...]
Unsportsmanlike Conduct (0)
2/24/10 •
In early 2009, the Steelers were making their second Super Bowl run in four years. Bur first they had to make it through the AFC Championship game against the hated Ravens. Obviously it was time to get shitface drunk. Sergio, The Hoss, myself, and some others headed out a little while before the game. It’s the usual [...]
Campfire Stories (3)
2/23/10 •
In the fall of my freshman year of college, I was dating a girl. She was nothing to write home about, but this was before I found my swagger. She lived in a rural area outside of Pittsburgh. One sunny weekend, she invited me and a couple of my boys to come up to her “neck [...]
Cock Hungry Closet Slut (3)
2/08/10 •
All men like blow jobs. Of course there are the ones that lie about how much they love blow jobs because they’d love to let people around them think that they have:
A) some sense of false morals regarding women
B) luv 4 Jesus *STAY PURE*
C) I really can’t think of any other reason a guy would lie [...]
The Top 5 Reasons to Leave the Bar (1)
2/03/10 •
We’ve all been at a point in the night where things start to become less fun as you continue to drink. The slope of the drinking-to-fun graph would look something like a hill, with a steady uphill climb and then a quicker falloff on the back-end.
It’s important to drink just enough to hit that ‘peak’ [...]
Baltimore Wedding: Part Two (The Blackout) (1)
1/22/10 •
Let me start off by saying, marriage is not necessarily a bad thing. Really, it isn’t. But if you are some kind of deviant, marriage won’t help that.Tate decided he is old enough now that his next move should be marriage. He found a nice Jewish girl (he’s catholic) who could possibly stand him the rest of his life. I mean they took care of a dog together and he lived in her house… Wedding bells were about to be rung.
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