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	<title>FML - Fuck My Liver &#187; Nikolai</title>
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		<title>Failed Threesome &#8211; Ahab&#8217;s Revenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Dickie&#8217;s good friend (we&#8217;ll call him Wean) was having trouble gettin&#8217; rid of a large babe who we will call Baive. He thought of her as a friend, but every time they drank together Baive would try to hook up with him and make him very uncomfortable. Luckily for Wean (he thought) he had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why are Bitches as Crazy as They are Hot?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 06:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I go to visit my friend who goes to school in southern West Virginia for the weekend. I&#8217;m at a party and a VERY good looking blonde girl approaches me and starts talking to me in a very cute Kentucky accent. So I&#8217;m a little confused at this point, because situations like this are rare [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eva Longoria Part 3: Curse of the Beer-Dick</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hoss told you one tale of this girl, Ace has given you his, but Dickie&#8217;s gotta tell his tale too. First I have to say, these are TRUE accounts of sloppy, drunk sex. Yes, we passed around girls like blunts during our college years. Yes, it is kinda gross. But yes, it&#8217;s all true. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bitch Peed On Me!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m in the first two weeks of my third college (none of which I graduated) and Dickie is on a roll. Three babes in 2 weeks, and potential number 4 is on her third shot. We will call her Katie. My friend, a cute girl from Alabama, kept throwin&#8217; me nods in Katie&#8217;s direction, indicating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Do In Cancun</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was my second night in Mexico, my friends and I went to the All You Can Drink Graffiti Party at Pat Obrien&#8217;s.  I proceeded to drink myself retarded and walk back to my hotel alone.  Big Mistake. When I finally got back to my resort, I decided my bladder couldn&#8217;t hold the urine, even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cops Get Shit-dripped</title>
		<link>http://www.fuckmyliver.com/cops-get-shit-dripped/436/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a mild night in early spring, 5 kegs at the frat house.  Driving through campus one could see hordes of whores (freshman chicks) heading east away from the campus to a certain watering hole.  We knew exactly where they were going.  We even had a masterful plan.  The Hoss had befriended a member of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PSA: Drunk Dialing Warning</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nikolai</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think you get the idea that this is more a warning then a story. If you plan to get drunk, do the world and the girl that got away a favor, and hide your cell phone before you start. NOTHING good can come from having a link to the entire world when your drinkin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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