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		<title>Banging Your Buddy&#8217;s Sister</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 06:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bright lights of New York City.  The streets teeming with activity.  It swallows you whole... and so did she.]]></description>
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		<title>Baltimore Wedding: Part Two (The Blackout)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me start off by saying, marriage is not necessarily a bad thing. Really, it isn't. But if you are some kind of deviant, marriage won't help that.Tate decided he is old enough now that his next move should be marriage.  He found a nice Jewish girl (he's catholic) who could possibly stand him the rest of his life. I mean they took care of a dog together and he lived in her house... Wedding bells were about to be rung.]]></description>
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		<title>How To: Stock Your Bar on a Ramen Noodle Budget</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are in college or the recession has you down like Jay Sean, there is no reason you can't still party.  I'm sure many readers have scrounged together $12 bucks for a handle and a blackout, but that $50 Christmas check your Grandma Ruth penned you can provide a full liquor bar for your apartment or dorm.  At the very least, you'll be able to pull the the line "Hey I have a bar in my room, do you go do some shots?" ]]></description>
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		<title>How To Spot 6 Kinds of Office Drunks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the corporate jungle you're going to meet many people, and many drunks.  You'd think people quit the sauce after college... but they don't.  Some just get better at concealing it. Learn how to spot my six favorite drunks at your office, and be sure to add your own in the comments below.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Ferro: That Guy Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brah, I guess now we know what happens when you mix getting swole, overpriced supplements, Jagerbombs and one annoying Jersey girl… You get snooki-ed.  Maybe somehow we can spin a verb out of this.  Someone email Urban Dictionary...]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk Dials to Fuck My Liver &#8211; Round 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we introduced a phone number to drunk dial us, we weren&#8217;t sure what to expect.  Who would use this? Could Sergio find a date somehow via this service?   Well, people did use it but no luck for Sergio&#8230; again. I think this is how this is going to work. Give (754) 27D-RUNK / (754) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4 Things To Do Before You Bang a Big Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think of this as your essential check list when either wingman duty calls or you just realize that big girls need love to. Proper planning will ensure your big adventure doesn't come with big consequences.  Oh and hey, don't give us the high and mighty act asshole... leave your own tips/stories in the comments.]]></description>
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		<title>Some Cops Have Self Esteem Issues</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes knowing the right people gets you out of trouble.  But it&#8217;s even better when you completely bullshit the police into making them believe your uncle is judge and he&#8217;d be screwed to arrest you. Ace and I are at this club and we are way too drunk.  It&#8217;s one of those clubs where everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Night with Eva Longoria: Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck what people say about buying your friends, being in a fraternity has its serious advantages, like pulling freshmen sorority girls. It&#8217;s 2005, and I am enjoying my first senior year in college. The AIM game still works, Desperate Housewives is a hit show, and everyone wants a piece of Eva Longoria. While she is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Gay or Really Drunk? Decide</title>
		<link>http://www.fuckmyliver.com/who-are-these-douchebag/104/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drunk Pics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What say you?  Caption this photo]]></description>
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