Fuck My Liver

Thirsty Thursday!  Who hasn’t heard of that as an excuse to drink?  Nothing new, but the level of crunkness on this night has been rarely rivaled..

Slamming multiple $ cocktails for “College Night” at your neighborhood dance club seemed to make sense at the time.  Little did I know that I had a Whale tailing me.  Yeah, she was that larger, white girl that went after the darker, athletic type.  Neither of which was Sergio.

She was the chick on your local campus that rocked tight-fitting football jerseys to class everyday.

The drinks had set in, and I swear she was preying on the shy, cute looking Sergio.  So fucked up, I had decided to go along with it.  Stuck her hand down my pants to feel the Truth.  Not saying it’s huge…

Shortly thereafter, we were in a cab back to my place.

No need to say what happened after.

Of course one of my roommates had to peek out the next morning to witness the monstrosity leaving my bedroom.  Yeah, I caught a lot of shit.  Yes, I will catch even more once this story has been published.  Just one of those nights, just another night I said Fuck My Liver!

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