Blacked Out At An “Anti-Ed Hardy Party”
Just got the CD player installed in the whip. Yeah, we’re talking 21st Century here. Just so happened to be a Thursday night and you know what that meant.
Dollar drinks at the finest establishment Pittsburgh had to offer in Station Square had me feeling right. Me and my sidekick Ace, showed up to peruse the college night crowd. We ran into several acquaintances, but weren’t gaining any major ground with the ladies.
Tried out the dance floor for a minute but realized we were so much better than that, not to sound arrogant. We had our sights set on a “Anti-Ed Hardy” party happening just a block down the street.
Paid the cover. Entered the club, expecting girls to be swarming us in our non-meathead gear. No such luck.
Hung out by the bar drinking V and T’s just trying to further our inebriation. Several advances on girls were made on my part, despite Ace’s disapproval. It was definitely the Absolut talking.
Do not remember the ride home, thank god I didn’t drive. I was at the point where I had the spins when I laid down and I had grabbed the bathroom garbage can for possible forth comings.
Woke up in a pitch black bedroom and had no fucking idea where I could possibly be at. Definitely had to piss like a race horse. Couldn’t find my way out of my own room so I opted for the alternative. That $8 Target trashcan earned its every penny when I went full stream in its plastic surroundings. Fuck My Liver.
pocket are you getting writers block? tell a funny, unusual story drunk story… everyone knows Ed hardy gear is gay and youy drink till you puke. i wanna hear more about you getting drunk and sleeping on someones matress in an alley. no offense but step up your game
I don’t drink til I puke. Ed Hardy is gay your right but its a story. I think peeing in your garbage can due to blacking out classifies as funny and unusual. Who are you to judge me and my stories?
U know who I am. All I’m sayin is you can do better
Here are the tweets that I was able to get out that night (actually a funny night):
10:25 PM: At the bar. The girl up front said I could get in for free for a kiss. I asked if I could pay $5 instead. She was not pleased…
11:13 PM: I was just thinking, ‘This place could definitely use some more Ed Hardy and Affliction’. (Sarcasm)
11:28 PM: Two girls just had their IDs taken by a cop. They looked of age to me…
12:03 AM: Swaggin’ and baggin’
12:40 AM: Just walked into an Anti-Ed Hardy party…very nice
12:50 AM: My boy just used a line, ‘What’s your deal?’ It didn’t go so well…
1:29 AM: Wow. I was hitting on a girl and it was going well…until my friend fucked it up again. Jesus
1:36 AM: Just got asked to be a date to a wedding…nice