Fuck My Liver

Brah, I guess now we know what happens when you mix getting swole, overpriced supplements, Jagerbombs and one annoying Jersey girl… You get snooki-ed.  Maybe somehow we can spin a verb out of this.  Someone email Urban Dictionary.

Snooki
Function: verb

1. To hit the shit out of someone, and in the action knock their super sweet Ed Hardy hat off.*

Brad Ferro turned around and snookied her.

*We in no way condone the hitting of women, only slapping Ed Hardy hats off.

Base animation borrowed from WWTDD.

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