Fuck My Liver

Saturday night and the after party is under way. Girls and guys are all in the double digits.  One sorostitute was full of liquid courage and decided she just wanted to jettison her underwear.

The Setup

While weaseling his way around the party, navigating between heart to hearts and cigarette smoke, Sergio saw his prize.

There she was in all her sorostitute glory. His heart pounded in his little chest. This little sorority vixen wasn’t the most selective and was always D.T.F.T. – Down To Fuck Tonight.

Perfect.

And Action

4:00 am is quickly approaching and the after party is losing its luster.

Three girls remained, but only one was fair game.  The sorostitute had quenched her thirst for alcohol, and now was looking for her man snack.

She walked over to me and whispered into my ear if she could sleep in my bed. I sort of agreed.  Almost kissing my ear now, she asked “Will you tuck me in?” (and allow me to translate: Will you tfuck me in?). I said “let me finish my drink first.”

I think to myself “Yeah, I don’t know, she’s attractive, but I could end up on www.h-date.com because of this.” As I debated, Sergio lingered in the background.  Always scheming, he lay in wait.

She grew tired of my verbal run around and told me she was going to wait for me in my room.  Sergio struck, and with precision.

The Switcheroo

Five minutes passed, and Sergio made his way over to my bedroom and he knocked at my door with visions of ridiculousness in his head.

The only light in the room was from the flicker of a fish tank. Sergio had struck gold. Dark, drunk, and brave he finds himself in bed with her, brushing her hair from her eyes so that he may look deep into them and say the magic line “I just want whatever to happen, to happen.” It was like music to her ears!

The hook-up had commenced. Sergio must have thought to himself he had done it! But, he must have activated her privacy guard, because suddenly she asked “Can you make sure the door is locked?”

As Sergio stood up (and sniffed, haha), the flicker of the fish tank illuminated his face and his identity was revealed. She had not experienced a trick like this since being told in high school “if you have anal sex, you are still a virgin in God’s eyes.”

Ouch. Fuck her liver.

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