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		<title>The Top 5 Drinking Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 21:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout history, alcohol has been an intergral part of society. It has forged relationships and ruined lives. But no matter what the outcome, there is always a lesson to be learned from drinking. Sometimes it&#8217;s that your body can&#8217;t handle that much poison and you end up vomiting and swearing off drinking forever (and by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unsportsmanlike Conduct</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In early 2009, the Steelers were making their second Super Bowl run in four years.  Bur first they had to make it through the AFC Championship game against the hated Ravens.  Obviously it was time to get shitface drunk.  Sergio, The Hoss, myself, and some others headed out a little while before the game.  It&#8217;s the usual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Campfire Stories</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the fall of my freshman year of college, I was dating a girl.  She was nothing to write home about, but this was before I found my swagger.  She lived in a rural area outside of Pittsburgh.  One sunny weekend, she invited me and a couple of my boys to come up to her &#8220;neck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cock Hungry Closet Slut</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All men like blow jobs. Of course there are the ones that lie about how much they love blow jobs because they’d love to let people around them think that they have: A) some sense of false morals regarding women B) luv 4 Jesus *STAY PURE* C) I really can’t think of any other reason a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 5 Reasons to Leave the Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been at a point in the night where things start to become less fun as you continue to drink.  The slope of the drinking-to-fun graph would look something like a hill, with a steady uphill climb and then a quicker falloff on the back-end. It&#8217;s important to drink just enough to hit that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ultimate Collection of Drunk Girls Jello Wrestling</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot drunk girls are great, but hot drunk girls in messy jello are better.  Hopefully everyone has experienced at least one Jell-O wrestling party, but if not we've compiled these 100 photos for your enjoyment.  God bless Google Image search and Jell-O!]]></description>
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		<title>How To: Stock Your Bar on a Ramen Noodle Budget</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are in college or the recession has you down like Jay Sean, there is no reason you can't still party.  I'm sure many readers have scrounged together $12 bucks for a handle and a blackout, but that $50 Christmas check your Grandma Ruth penned you can provide a full liquor bar for your apartment or dorm.  At the very least, you'll be able to pull the the line "Hey I have a bar in my room, do you go do some shots?" ]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Cocktails</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has their own Christmas plans.  Some people head home to catch up with family.  Others take a romantic vacation with loved ones.  And some don&#8217;t celebrate the holiday, as it may not be a part of their culture.  But most people have at least one thing in common on December 25th: They&#8217;re going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Spot 6 Kinds of Office Drunks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:05:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the corporate jungle you're going to meet many people, and many drunks.  You'd think people quit the sauce after college... but they don't.  Some just get better at concealing it. Learn how to spot my six favorite drunks at your office, and be sure to add your own in the comments below.  ]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 5 Drunk &#8216;Booty Texts&#8217; That Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 1:30am on the weekend.  You&#8217;re feeling fucked up and know that the bar/club will be closing soon. After spending all night working up the courage to talk to girls or getting shot down, you hit that point where you realize that you&#8217;re not taking one home with you.  So in a final, desperate attempt [...]]]></description>
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