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		<title>The Top 5 Drunk &#8216;Booty Texts&#8217; That Work</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 1:30am on the weekend.  You&#8217;re feeling fucked up and know that the bar/club will be closing soon. After spending all night working up the courage to talk to girls or getting shot down, you hit that point where you realize that you&#8217;re not taking one home with you.  So in a final, desperate attempt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vomit, Sex, and A Very Married Vixen</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently just moved back to Las Vegas from spending roughly a year and a half in the great city of Savannah, GA. Below is one of the many tales from Savannah that I will tell for the rest of my life and tell it with pride and hope that one day if I ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pink Hurricanes &amp; Yellow Pee</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in college I was quite the drinker. One of the many &#8220;traditions&#8221; at my University was that when you received your senior ring you took it the popular bar in town, ordered a pitcher of beer, sank your ring into the pitcher and subsequently had to drink your way to the bottom to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4 Things To Do Before You Bang a Big Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think of this as your essential check list when either wingman duty calls or you just realize that big girls need love to. Proper planning will ensure your big adventure doesn't come with big consequences.  Oh and hey, don't give us the high and mighty act asshole... leave your own tips/stories in the comments.]]></description>
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		<title>Why are Bitches as Crazy as They are Hot?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I go to visit my friend who goes to school in southern West Virginia for the weekend. I&#8217;m at a party and a VERY good looking blonde girl approaches me and starts talking to me in a very cute Kentucky accent. So I&#8217;m a little confused at this point, because situations like this are rare [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stealing Ricardo&#8217;s Tequila</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shazamsf</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ricardo: fat, stinky, and stupid. Why the fuck do you morons think it&#8217;s ok to wear that much fucking cologne? It&#8217;s so damn gross. Really. Tonight&#8217;s guy showed up. He was fat. I might have fucked him anyway, but he was wearing so much cologne that I could smell it from a block away. I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eva Longoria Part 2: Mission Impossible</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have not yet read &#8220;My Night With Eva Longoria: Part 1&#8243;, go here. The Hoss was growing tired of this sorority girl&#8217;s freshman games and needed a way to get rid of her (we will call her Eva for the sake of the story).  He figured he might as well throw her to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Had Daddy Issues</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my friends starting talking to a girl we went to college with a while back.  Nothing serious at all, but she had a decent friend and I obviously wanted &#8220;in&#8221;.  She was the type of girl that you could tell had daddy issues, with fake blond hair and huge fake bitties.  She seemed interested so the four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Night with Eva Longoria: Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 05:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Hoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck what people say about buying your friends, being in a fraternity has its serious advantages, like pulling freshmen sorority girls. It&#8217;s 2005, and I am enjoying my first senior year in college. The AIM game still works, Desperate Housewives is a hit show, and everyone wants a piece of Eva Longoria. While she is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Threesome FAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had been seeing this girl (we&#8217;ll call her Randi) that I went to college with for a couple of months.  It wasn&#8217;t too serious.  We had been on a couple of dates and hooked up a few times.  She&#8217;s wasn&#8217;t exactly what I was looking for in a girlfriend (especially since I wasn&#8217;t looking for a girlfriend).  [...]]]></description>
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