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		<title>Top 4 Bonehead Moves Favre Made Trying to Bone Jenn Sterger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brett Favre&#8217;s recent allegations, over the semi-cyber-bullying that is sending a girl pictures of your penis, got me thinking about how guys nowadays are way too agressive. Did he think that this ploy would actually work? Has any girl ever thought to herself, &#8220;You know, I really wish some guy would send me pictures of his dick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>July 4th: IndePenny&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost exactly one year ago (on the 4th of July), my friend and I decided to have a party at his place.  It was put together ridiculously late and with hardly any planning.  Needless to say, there were only a few of us in attendance.  A few girlfriends of mine came in from out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mrs. Officer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 18:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months back, the usual cast decided to go out for a night of drinking in a different part of town.  We decided to head this route because there was a little more of a sophistacated crowd there instead of our usual college crowd hangouts.  The Hoss, myself, and another friend pregame and then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life&#8217;s a Beach</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years ago some friends from my hometown and I went to the beach.  This was actually the same time, but a different night, that We Need Some Hoes occured.  We started nice and early with some pregaming of course.  Within hours we were blasted.  Playing random drinking games with mixed drinks instead of beers will do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday night was the annual Theta Chi Tacky Christmas Sweater Party.  As the night started out, the majority of the people were downstairs as an assortment of goodies and non-alcoholic drinks were being served. My, what I like to call, Wesleyan family, however was keeping tradition by not participating in the Christmas pregame [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Someone&#8217;s Knocking&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Friday night and my roommate is out of town.  It seems like a good night to make sure the apartment is clean and the bed is made.  The guys come over for the usual pregame routine.  We drink for a couple of hours, then call a cab.  Unfortunately, this is one of the busier [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Plump Penguins Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of years ago, it was playoff hockey atmosphere here in Pittsburgh.  A couple of my friends (including Sergio) got tickets to go to one of the second round games, which happened to start in the early afternoon on a Sunday. We head to the bar nice and early and start drinking pitchers. Our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Night My Dixie Wrecked</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I met this girl at a party in college (where else, right?).  She had an athletic body, being on the cross-country team, with a real cute face.  So I ended up inviting her and her friends to come over to my friend&#8217;s place for a party one weekend.  She stuck to a chair by the kitchen island [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Annoying Freak Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was out to lunch with a girl friend of mine and the topic of conversation switched to music.  She told me how she wanted to go see the Counting Crows/John Mayer concert that was in town.  I had received two free tickets to the concert and let her know that she could go with me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 21-Year-Old Virgin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in college, I was going through quite a hot streak.  I bedded a new girl every week for a couple of months.  And they were decent too.  It&#8217;s not like I was taking home lagoon creatures or anything like that.  This Friday night was one of those times. The usual gang was at the [...]]]></description>
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