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		<title>Christmas Punch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going to lie, but this wasn&#8217;t one of my better moments. Considering the fact that I&#8217;m a dick to just about everyone, I figured something like this would eventually happen. But not at a time when I wasn&#8217;t being an asshole. So after my family dinner and necessary libations, I head out with the crew. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>July 4th: IndePenny&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Almost exactly one year ago (on the 4th of July), my friend and I decided to have a party at his place.  It was put together ridiculously late and with hardly any planning.  Needless to say, there were only a few of us in attendance.  A few girlfriends of mine came in from out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Not Apple Juice&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the part of the college experience that literally is lost in the suds of booze. When there is binge drinking, there is always a blackout story. We’ve all been down this road and we all know it leads to a make-out session between you and the toilet. But it’s not about the destination, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sexploits: My First Cougar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevinjj</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a summer, Friday night on the little coastal island named Tybee, about 12 miles south of Savannah, I was working at a bar on the beach.  It was great: warm weather all day, a plethora of women drinking all over the place, and to top it off, I was a bartender, so meeting girls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>crASIAN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday night was the annual Theta Chi Tacky Christmas Sweater Party.  As the night started out, the majority of the people were downstairs as an assortment of goodies and non-alcoholic drinks were being served. My, what I like to call, Wesleyan family, however was keeping tradition by not participating in the Christmas pregame [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Plump Penguins Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of years ago, it was playoff hockey atmosphere here in Pittsburgh.  A couple of my friends (including Sergio) got tickets to go to one of the second round games, which happened to start in the early afternoon on a Sunday. We head to the bar nice and early and start drinking pitchers. Our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Fat Girl Chows Down &#8212; Then Gets Porked</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was during my senior year in college when i heard, and partially witnessed, one the most fucked up and funniest things ever in my life. One Sunday morning, after an intense night of partying, I was walking home from my girlfriend&#8217;s house, nearly in the door, when I started to find the strangest assortment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Dead&#8221; on the Roof of a Funeral Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>colinlark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The night ended like most nights end when I hang out with Sean: with us too shitty to talk to women. We always turned the night into a contest to see who can get fucked up the worst. I think I won this particular night. It was time to head home, but both of us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PSA: German Sex Isn&#8217;t Like Club Vandersexxx</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaumer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About two weeks ago, I was walking around the dorms here on campus and saw this kind of cute German girl.  I started talking with her a bit we ended up going to a party.  Pretty typical night, I got pretty plastered. Now being a male, when she invites me in to her room my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday Sex, Denied</title>
		<link>http://www.fuckmyliver.com/birthday-sex-denied/675/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago, my birthday fell in the middle of the week.  I had celebrated the prior weekend, but wanted to go out on the actual day as well.  I invited some people to meet up at the bar early.  A few friends come out for the evening and one tells the bartender (whom [...]]]></description>
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