Cops Get Shit-dripped
It was a mild night in early spring, 5 kegs at the frat house. Driving through campus one could see hordes of whores (freshman chicks) heading east away from the campus to a certain watering hole. We knew exactly where they were going. We even had a masterful plan.
The Hoss had befriended a member of the local law enforcement agency and had even gotten his cell phone number. When the sharks (frat brothers) got hungry and the feeding frenzy began, a call would be made to the cops to scare away the unwanted sharks, and leaving only the great whites (and their prey) behind. A whisper would be made to each piece of bait-fish not to leave when the cops came.
Unfortunately for the officers responding, some very dirty women had attended said party and the second floor toilet had been clogged with shit, piss, and bloody tampons, causing it to overflow. The water soaked through the ceiling, and was dripping on the 1st floor carpet. A large black cop asked why water was dripping on his head, and the place erupted in laughter. FUCK YOU COP AND FUCK MY LIVER.
