Fuck My Liver

There was a girl that I had a two-week fling with in college.  The nickname given to her among my friends was ‘Sloan’.  She was a 5′4 brunette with a decent rack.  She was the one girl that my friends admitted they were truly jealous that I was with.  A little while back, I ran into Sloan out and about in the city.  We got caught up and exchanged numbers, deciding to get together soon.  Now, I am not the type to take girls on dates unless it is absolutely vital to getting laid.  This was one of those times.

She would repeatedly come over to my place and hang out.  Most nights, we would just put a movie on, pop some wine, and make out.  But she never let it get further than kissing and touching.  This happened on multiple occasions over a few weeks.  Unfortunately, she was moving away about two weeks later and I hadn’t gotten it yet.  So, against my will, I talked myself into taking her on a date.

It was pretty standard.  We went out to dinner and ordered a bottle of wine.  Dinner and wine are like reverse jaws-of-life for a girl’s legs (as long as you haven’t been giving them that from the beginning).  Sloan was always the shy type so the wine definitely helped her to open up and feel more comfortable with me.  Obviously I picked up the check and we went to Dave and Buster’s as something to do while we continued to drink. 

Around 11:30 we decided to go to the club to meet up with her friends since it was one of their birthdays.  It was one of the lamest birthday celebrations I had seen, but played along while keeping the end goal in sight.  We only hung out for about an hour there and decided to head back to my place. 

Once back, we start going at it on my bed, kissing and grabbing.  We’re getting extremely close and she hesistates, telling me that she doesn’t know if it’s a good idea since she’s moving away.  “It’s a bad time for me to be falling for you,” she says.  After a brief pause, we continue making out and touching.  I unbutton her pants and she’s game.  The clothes fly off.  After weeks of playing it cool and just having her hanging out at my place, a dinner with drinks was ultimately what sealed the deal.  Then she moved away.  Fuck my liver.

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