Failed Threesome – Ahab’s Revenge
So Dickie’s good friend (we’ll call him Wean) was having trouble gettin’ rid of a large babe who we will call Baive. He thought of her as a friend, but every time they drank together Baive would try to hook up with him and make him very uncomfortable. Luckily for Wean (he thought) he had a good friend named DickieDubbs who on many occasions was more than willing to take one for the team.
Wean called Dickie and proposed the mission…“Bang this whale for me please bro” he asked. “No problem” I said. All guys need a good friend with no standards.
So I invited Baive over, and she said she was gonna bring a friend. The only problem was Dickie couldn’t find a wing-man willing to bang a large, desperate girl. Anyway Baive and her friend came over and Dickie knew there wasn’t enough beer in the state of Pennsylvania to prepare him for what he was soon to face. So Nikolai vodka was the obvious choice of beverage for the night.
As the vodka was consumed, and nightfall fell over Pittsburgh, Dickie could tell both whales totally wanted to get shafted, and Dickie was so drunk he thought a threesome with two of Pittsburgh’s largest was the obvious conclusion. He purposed the idea and Baives friend was all about it, however Baive said no and gave Dickie an ultimatum. “Me or her” she said.
I chose to bang her friend…sorry Wean. Luckily for him, God created the ignore button. Fuck my liver.
What kinda name is Wean? Might as well have called him “peen”. And I don’t know if this is a mission accomplished or not. I mean banging a fat chic is nothing to write home about, and if it was not even the right fat chic to help a friend then I’m sorry Sir but you FAIL.
Funny Blog post though. I’ll go back to drinking now.
Nikolai vodka! Someone brought that to our house about 6 months ago…it’s still in the freezer… melting the freon… Classy friends.
Dickie, would you like me to photoshop you in-between those two lovely, large ladies?
Hoss you know the answer is yes, please. And skunk I’m not realll lookin for credit or anything with this story, just tellin it like it is.
Skunk: While fucking one fat chick is not an accomplishment, if you fuck two fat girls and they are into each other it is for the following reasons:
1. Two girls are always better than one
2. You won’t have to eat any pussy (because they will do it to each other)
3. Fat girls try harder
Fucking a fat girl feels like having sex with one of those balls you squeeze to relieve stress
You say they’re fat whales, ( butt wipe )… I’d give anthing to be between two big beautiful ladies, I love them so much…. I’m in Connecticut.. texmex556@yahoo.com
I totally love the picture on the top of this page, love to be caught between these two…..