G-Unit Brought Out the DUI Unit
Hanging out at my place near a major University, we experienced everything from crack heads to noise violations… All in the name of 50 cent and GGGG- Unit!
The day of 50 cent, Ludacris, Mike Jones, Missy Elliot, and whoever else had the privilege of performing on stage with said artists.
We left the pregame spot with plenty of booze in our systems. For some of us, it proved to be too much. On such trips it’s necessary to designate a driver and ours couldn’t have cared less about us it seemed.
Him taking a swig of Jack Daniels on the highway had a chilling effect on my psyche. Successfully, swerving out of the way of a construction road sign had this guy feeling like God.
Make it to the show and Mike Jones… who? Yeah, he was a no show. More drinks for Sergio!
We made up for the unscheduled absence with more double shots and pretty much whatever else they would serve us.
Several beer bongs were taken the hard way.
On the way home, our crew ran into a severe traffic accident. Sergio was still pounding brew. Some things will never change. Fuck My Liver.
