My Liver Couldn’t Be More Pissed
As if avoiding the gym or anything athletic at all costs wasn’t bad enough, my body has taken another hit… a turn for the worst. My liver is contemplating suicide and I can’t really blame it. My college loan situation has put the books on hold and handed me an ice cold brew… several of them actually.. Nothing infuriates a liver more than being inside the body of a service industry worker. Nothing could be more abusive, more regular, and just overall bad for you than binge drinking after work almost nightly. Just to give you a taste of what’s to come… Until then, Fuck My Liver.
