http://www.fuckmyliver.com/night-out-with-a-comedian/178/ Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:21:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/night-out-with-a-comedian/178/comment-page-1/#comment-527 The Top 5 Drunk ‘Booty Texts’ | FML - Fuck My Liver Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:42:42 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=178#comment-527 [...] You’re probably wondering what the hell this has to do with hooking up.  Stay with me.  Once you text this to a girl, she’s going to send back, ‘What?’  Then you can reply, “Sorry, that was meant for someone else. What are you doing tonight?”  This method gets you the response first, before you ask what she’s doing.  This makes it harder for her to ignore you since she’s already responded once.  Now you have to figure out a proper invite to get her to hang out.  I have to credit this idea to Aaron Karo, the same guy I got blasted with in Night Out with a Comedian. [...] [...] You’re probably wondering what the hell this has to do with hooking up.  Stay with me.  Once you text this to a girl, she’s going to send back, ‘What?’  Then you can reply, “Sorry, that was meant for someone else. What are you doing tonight?”  This method gets you the response first, before you ask what she’s doing.  This makes it harder for her to ignore you since she’s already responded once.  Now you have to figure out a proper invite to get her to hang out.  I have to credit this idea to Aaron Karo, the same guy I got blasted with in Night Out with a Comedian. [...]

]]> http://www.fuckmyliver.com/night-out-with-a-comedian/178/comment-page-1/#comment-25 TheHoss Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:55:13 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=178#comment-25 Are you sure it was the alcohol that caused you to vomit or were you allergic to animals in the petting zoo? Are you sure it was the alcohol that caused you to vomit or were you allergic to animals in the petting zoo?

]]> http://www.fuckmyliver.com/night-out-with-a-comedian/178/comment-page-1/#comment-24 Nick Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:38:01 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=178#comment-24 " Someone orders carbombs. I’m so fucked that I drink the shot of Bailey’s without realizing that I’m supposed to drop it in the cup" - Freud says their are no accidents - maybe you just drink like a pussy - fuck your liver ” Someone orders carbombs. I’m so fucked that I drink the shot of Bailey’s without realizing that I’m supposed to drop it in the cup” – Freud says their are no accidents – maybe you just drink like a pussy – fuck your liver

]]> http://www.fuckmyliver.com/night-out-with-a-comedian/178/comment-page-1/#comment-23 Sergio Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:33:22 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=178#comment-23 Sounds like you had a serious man crush going... Sounds like you had a serious man crush going…

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