FML – Fuck My Liver

I think you get the idea that this is more a warning then a story. If you plan to get drunk, do the world and the girl that got away a favor, and hide your cell phone before you start.

NOTHING good can come from having a link to the entire world when your drinkin’ something that always leads to bad decisions. I think you get the point that I was drunk dialing last night, and I regret it. So not only do I want to hang myself due to this awful hangover, but I want to throw my cell phone in the lake.

I even called my ex-girlfriend.

Prior to starting to drink, I had hopes she would die of the swine flu, now the crazy bitch thinks we’re dating, and I only have myself to blame (and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale). FUCK MY LIVER