Comments on: Stealing Ricardo’s Tequila http://www.fuckmyliver.com/ricardo/633/ Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:21:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: tyhillman http://www.fuckmyliver.com/ricardo/633/comment-page-1/#comment-155 tyhillman Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:54:58 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=633#comment-155 Hahaha that picture is perfect Hahaha that picture is perfect

]]> By: TheHoss http://www.fuckmyliver.com/ricardo/633/comment-page-1/#comment-152 TheHoss Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:26:26 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=633#comment-152 For some reason I imagine his cologne being Brut "essence of man" For some reason I imagine his cologne being Brut “essence of man”

]]> By: dickiedubbs http://www.fuckmyliver.com/ricardo/633/comment-page-1/#comment-151 dickiedubbs Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:58:09 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=633#comment-151 who are you and where have you been all my life? who are you and where have you been all my life?

]]> By: ShazamSF http://www.fuckmyliver.com/ricardo/633/comment-page-1/#comment-150 ShazamSF Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:09:32 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=633#comment-150 I had originally met Richardo--fat, Desperate in front of a restaurant when I was on a date with another guy. As the original date was going very well, I had been doing a lot of drinking. When I drink I'm friendly. I gave my number to a guy. Later that night I went to a party, where Ricardo--fat, Desperate called me. He proceeded to call me and text me SEVERAL times over the next couple of weeks. My responses were minimal, if at all, which is why he was dubbed "Ricardo--fat, Desperate" in my phone. The night in question I had been out with a hot MF couple. He kept saying he wanted the three of us to go back to my place to fuck. Ok. She and I kissed. Ok. I was ready for some fun, dirty times. I was horny as fuck. Instead, I went home alone where I tried to drum up some interest in having someone come fuck me. Ricardo--fat, Desperate won the lottery by texting me at the right time. The guy who showed up was much larger, and certainly much more cologne-soaked than my drunken memories had recalled. I had originally met Richardo–fat, Desperate in front of a restaurant when I was on a date with another guy. As the original date was going very well, I had been doing a lot of drinking. When I drink I’m friendly. I gave my number to a guy. Later that night I went to a party, where Ricardo–fat, Desperate called me. He proceeded to call me and text me SEVERAL times over the next couple of weeks. My responses were minimal, if at all, which is why he was dubbed “Ricardo–fat, Desperate” in my phone.

The night in question I had been out with a hot MF couple. He kept saying he wanted the three of us to go back to my place to fuck. Ok. She and I kissed. Ok. I was ready for some fun, dirty times. I was horny as fuck.

Instead, I went home alone where I tried to drum up some interest in having someone come fuck me. Ricardo–fat, Desperate won the lottery by texting me at the right time. The guy who showed up was much larger, and certainly much more cologne-soaked than my drunken memories had recalled.

]]> By: dickiedubbs http://www.fuckmyliver.com/ricardo/633/comment-page-1/#comment-149 dickiedubbs Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:41:57 +0000 http://www.fuckmyliver.com/?p=633#comment-149 I'm a little confused here. you said "tonight's guy showed up" so how did you meet this fat smelly dude in the first place? I’m a little confused here. you said “tonight’s guy showed up” so how did you meet this fat smelly dude in the first place?

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