Fuck My Liver

If you are in college or the recession has you down like Jay Sean, there is no reason you can’t still party.  I’m sure many readers have scrounged together $12 bucks for a handle and a blackout, but that $50 Christmas check your Grandma Ruth penned you can provide a full liquor bar for your apartment or dorm.  At the very least, you’ll be able to pull the the line “Hey I have a bar in my room, do you want to go do some shots?”

Rebel Yell

Queue up this Billy Idol song and pour MORE, MORE, MORE shots.

Cost (in Ramen):

Svedka Vodka

Vodka was once considered part of my staple diet… Mountain Dew will never taste the same again. For around $10 bucks, you can’t beat Svedka, and it even comes in flavors.

For the really cheap, rumor has it, you can even filter Vladimir vodka with a Brita filter to make it taste like Kettle One.  Just find an empty expensive vodka bottle.

Cost (in Ramen):

Admiral Nelson

Quite possibly one of the greatest knock-off liquors ever.  It may actually taste better than Captain Morgan’s.  This should be the crown jewel of your stock.

Cost (in Ramen):

Montezuma Tequila

Should actually be called “Montezuma’s Revenge” – wait till people are good and shitty  before you bring this out.  Tastes like straight gasoline, but hey… Tequila make your clothes fall off.

Cost (in Ramen):

Banker’s Club Scotch & Gin

“Give me a Scotch, I’m starving.” Hey Banker’s Club gets the job done.  Plus who even drinks Scotch?

Cost (in Ramen):

If you purchase all of these liquors, the price should come in around fifty bones.  Pony up a little extra and you can buy some grenadine and plastic shot cups. Thank your GiGi Ruth for the new bar and tell you spent the money on books or motivational posters.  And if beer is your thing, check out the 15 Best Dirt Cheap Beers from Muff Slap.

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