Strange Puss Ruined By The Police
Strange Puss was the goal. As it turned out, it was a complete booze fest with the option of pussy.
Heading up to Anonymous University, located in the middle of nowhere, my friend had heavily loaded Mojitos ready from the time I entered the dorm. Yeah, we did the whole pre-game beer pong thing. Our buzz before we hit the bar was outstanding!
Enter the bar… Your average dive bar located in the center of one of the smallest universities on Earth. As a drunken nobody, you are capable of saying whatever it is you want. My buddy had decided that we were on the University Soccer Team for the evening. Not that it helped a whole lot, subconsciously, I had better things in mind…
Started talking to this Random on the smoking-permitted, covered-patio, and she couldn’t get enough. Who could blame her…
She began making out with the great Sergio after a short while. She was definitely sporting a FUPA. She kissed like a wet seal and had the audacity to ask if we were going back to my place.
Desperate me, answered yes. She came in our car. On the way back the dorms, we were pulled over by the most irrelevant police in the World. My friend caught a DUI and our dreams of STRANGE were extinguished! Fuck My Liver.
