Ten Questions You Ask Yourself After A Blackout
Posted by Sergio on 12/21/09 • Categorized as Blackouts, Drunk Pics • 
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Having finally watched “The Hangover” last night, albeit on DVD, I was inspired to see just how much can go wrong because of alcohol. Especially, when you or individuals you are with blackout.
Sometimes it’s not as obvious as waking up to a tiger in your bathroom. It can be the subtleties that make you aware of the fact that you drank too much to remember your actions.
Some, if not all of these, may or may not have been based on my real life experiences. Without further adieu, 10 questions guys ask themselves the night after a severe blackout: (feel free to add your own in the comments)
10. “Ohhh Shit, did I drive home last night?”
9. “Man I’m hungover, when are we going to start boozing again?”
8. “Why do I have new phone contact titled “Very Bone-able Chick”?”
7. “Why do I only have a bundle of $1 bills in my pocket?”
6. “Holy fatass, who consumed a whole pizza and left the box in my bedroom?”
5. “Who visited FuckingMachines.com on my laptop?”
4. “Who is this rather large girl curled up next to me?”
3. “Were the shots of tequila at 2 am really necessary?“ Of course, they were.
2. “Why would I write on myself with a Sharpie? I love cock??”
1. “WTF, Who is the homeless guy crashed out on my couch?”
And always remember kids, “If you’re not blacking out, you’re not trying!“ Fuck My Liver.
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