The Top 5 Drinking Quotes
Throughout history, alcohol has been an intergral part of society. It has forged relationships and ruined lives. But no matter what the outcome, there is always a lesson to be learned from drinking. Sometimes it’s that your body can’t handle that much poison and you end up vomiting and swearing off drinking forever (and by forever, you mean until the next evening). Other times, it’s that a few shots will loosen up a girl’s moral belt, along with her actual belt. So with that said, here are our favorite quotes about America’s favorite pastime.
1. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
2. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
3. I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
4. A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields
5. It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George F. Burns
