“We Need Some Hoes”

Posted by Ace on 7/29/09 • Categorized as Blackouts, WTF • Stumble It!

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I’m on vacation with the usual group of friends from home. It’s been a long day of relaxing on the beach. We all decide to get ready and start drinking early (of course).

We start while just sitting around and bullshitting. This quickly becomes boring and we all agree that playing drinking games would be a good transition to the evening before we went out. We try a couple lame games and continue getting smashed.

Then we switch to Asshole, most likely the best drinking game. I’m downing half and halfs like they are waters and everyone is getting toasted. We’ve had a couple of different ‘presidents’ with their own rules and my friends and I are all over the place. We’ve been “playing” for a few solid hours continually. Since the girls that are with us are accounted for, I feel like I should have some girls to hang out with as well.

Frustrated, I slam my hands off the table and exclaim, “We need some hoes!” You will want to gaffe, but this is no joke. As soon as I finish my sentence, our front door slams open and two drunk girls come flying in hammered. Everyone is frozen in astonishment. My friend yells out, “We need a million dollars!” But to no avail.

There was no way for me to see out a window or hear that these girls were coming. The only way that I can reason that I knew these girls were on their way into our apartment is through precognitive telepathy. My friends still talk about it every time we’re together on vacation and always try to reenact it, but I think they just haven’t been smashed enough. Do you know how drunk you have to be to pick up another person’s thoughts? Fuck my liver.

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